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Here you can find various pieces of writing that I have written. You can either download the original .doc (Microsoft Word) file or view it online pdf-style using Scribd. Most of the things are for school, so this is probably the most boring part of the site. So try to stay awake and enjoy.
From 9th Grade:
Rome’s Handling of Carthage Essay
An essay about Rome’s conquer and handling of the North African city of Carthage, and why they burned it to the ground. I got a 4/4 on this!
Hamlet: Analysis of Ophelia’s death
Essay which uses lots and lots of textual evidence to prove that Ophelia did not initially commit suicide in The Tragedy of Hamlet. I got a dreadful 2.5/4 on this.
Water in the Middle East
Essay describing the water shortage in the Middle East, and how to fix it. Written from the point of view of Egypt for a “Peace Conference” amongst the different 9th grade classes, each class representing a different country.
English Short Story: I hope I don’t die
Don’t let the title fool you, this is a story about a 5th grader who gets sent to the principle’s office. Seriously. I’m not kidding. Read it for yourself if you don’t believe me.
From 8th Grade:
Austen for President Speech
A short speech that I wrote in 7th grade to try to become elected the President of the United States. I didn’t win, but I did get a lollipop!
How to Get Lots of Gold
A very short guide on how to get gold in the New World for 7th grade Humanities, very funny, and very much a waste of your time, download at your own risk. You may not get gold, but if you download now then you can save up to 15.00001 percent on your car insurance!
Hamilton, George Washington and Slavery Essay
A 6-page essay that I wro- that’s right, 6 pages! - te for 7th grade - 6 pages??? - and I - yeah, 6 pages!!!!!!!!!!! - hope that - WOW!!!!!!! - you will enj- THAT’S SOOO LONG!!! - oy it.
Mary Todd Lincoln Essay
A 5 1/2 page essay - five and a half pages????? Big deal! - that I wrote about Lincoln’s, how do I say this… mentally challenged - I think he means “CUKOO!!!!” - wife, and her life. - Hey, that rhymes!
Fort Navidad Essay
An 8-page - 8 PAGES????!!!!!! - essay that I wrote fo- Let me guess, school? - school. - Oh boy, I can’t wait for this one.
Dirty Bombs - What Are They?
A very sad and horrible look on life. Why? Because it’s just plain sad and pessimistic. It’s all about people dying. Read at your own risk.
Outliving the Rebby Boys
A kind of review and analyis of the book “Having Our Say” written by two 100-year-old people who are old and are were outliving those rebby boys.
The Crayon of Amontillado
A prequel that I wrote to a VERY depressing story by Edgar Allen Poe. If anyone has read his work, then I’m truly very sorry for you.
