Today, April 24th 2007 marks my half birthday. Why do I care so much? Well…
Let’s say that on a happiness scale of 1 to 10, on my birthday I’d be about 10. So, on my half birthday I should be half as excited as I am on my normal birthday. That’s a 5. And the subtitle for 5 is “fairly happy.” That may not seem like that much.
But… this is in addition to my normal daily happiness which is usually around 4 (sorta happy) or 5. So… that sets my happiness scale to be 9 or 10. (4+5=9 and 5+5=10) But of course, that would make me 15 happy on my birthday, but that actually seems about right anyway.

Hap Birt!
De
Congratulations Austen!