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Girls are Evil

I stumbled upon this:

The Onion: Delicious Snacks!

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Genius.

“It’s just a flesh wound”

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Stewart vs. Colbert vs. O’Brien (video)

To tell you the truth, I actually think the Daily Show and Colbert Report are funnier without writers. There’s a fun kind of childhood amusement when you watch the two of them waste time making paper footballs and doing other random stuff. And that’s not to say that the skits they somehow wrote/improvised (right…) aren’t great. Anyway, here is a great recap of a feud going on between Colbert, O’Brien, and Stewart:

Like I said, childhood glee. This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen on any of the shows. It’s incredibly immature and stupid, but I loved it!

Also, someone over at TV Squad pointed something out: If America made Mike Huckabee (as Huckabee himself said… good for him for coming on the show), then Stephen Colbert really made Huckabee. Remember? Stephen Colbert is America (Hilarious book, by the way)

In other news, Mitt Romney dropped out! Looks like it’s gonna be McCain and, well, I hate to say it, but maybe Clinton, in the general election.

Austen Squarepants Endorses Barack Obama

NEW YORK, NY — Austen Squarepants, rejecting entreaties from the Clintons and their supporters, is set to endorse Senator Barack Obama’s presidential bid on Monday as part of an effort to lend the Netsua charisma and connections before the 22-state Feb. 5 showdown for the Democratic nomination.

Both the Clintons and their allies had pressed Mr. Squarepants for weeks to remain neutral in the Democratic race, but Mr. Squarepants had become increasingly disenchanted with the tone of the Clinton campaign, aides said. He and former President Bill Clinton had a heated telephone exchange earlier this month over what Mr. Squarepants considered misleading statements by Mr. Clinton about Mr. Obama, as well as his injection of race into the campaign.

Mr. Squarepants called Mr. Clinton Sunday to tell him of his decision.

The endorsement, which followed a public appeal on Mr. Obama’s behalf by Caroline Kennedy, the daughter of President John F. Kennedy, was a blow to the Clinton campaign and pits leading members of the nation’s most prominent Democratic families against one another.

Mr. Squarepants, a minor figure in the blogging world for more than 3 years, intends to campaign aggressively for Mr. Obama, beginning with an appearance and rally with him in Washington on Monday. He will be introduced by Ms. Kennedy.

Mr. Squarepants then heads west with Mr. Obama, followed by appearances in the Northeast. Strategists see him bolstering Mr. Obama’s credibility and helping him firm up support from unions and Hispanics, as well as the party base.

New York Times

Untitled Post (that’s actually what it’s called)

Yeah, I haven’t posted in a week. Yeah, I should’ve. Yeah, I know that if I really tried I could’ve. But only if I really tried. But I’ve been busy with homework and - uh… school stuff, and y’know like… homework and stuff.

Anyway, I decided to make a post because I have a couple of rules for my blog. Here they are, in no particular order:

  • Don’t have more than 3 videos on the homepage at one time.
  • Don’t make more than one post a day. If I’ve written a bunch of posts, I’ll space them out over a few days.
  • Don’t go for more than a week without posting. (Unless I’m on vacation)

And well, tommorow it will have been a week since I last posted. So here’s a post. What is it abou? I have no idea. I had no idea what to write, so I wrote this. Personal blogging rules. Fascinating. By the way, that was sarcastic. Or, instead of saying that you can just write “</sarcastic>”. The problem is, only people who know HTML get it.

OK, I’m rambling. Well, I made my post. Now what? I don’t know. I guess look at this picture of me from Photo Booth:

Ooooooh. Woow. It’s A M A Z I N G. Oooooooooh.

Anyway, I’ll try to post again this weekend. Who knows. Don’t worry, I’m still gonna post but right now it’s a tough time (between homework, required community service, working for neighbors, working for the Beacon magazine, watching good TV, checking my RSS feeds, and - oh yeah - homework it’s kinda hard to find time to blog. But I’ll keep trying.

You’ve gotta love those gorillas (video)

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Now whenever I hear this song I’m gonna laugh, just thinking of this.

The Onion News Network podcast

The Onion News Network is a hilarious video podcast done by the makers of the also hilarious newspaper. There’s a new episode, usually about a minute or two every 3 or so days that parodies the style and feel of news channels like CNN, and also politics in America.

It’s in a way very similar to The Onion Radio News which is less than a minute and released every day. I highly suggest watching/listening to a few episodes of both of these shows, and checking out theonion.com, AND picking up one of the (I think) monthly newspapers for free.

Check out one of the recent episodes of the Onion News Network:

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Onion News Network Podcast (iTunes) | Onion Radio News (iTunes) | TheOnion.com