This is a very, VERY funny tool. It turns normal text into, as the title implies: as a 12-year-old AOLer kid would say it. But I have to say, 16 year olds write like this. I’ve translated one of my previous posts using it:
UNL3S U BEN LIVNG UNDER A ROK U KNOW TAHT BRITISH AUTHORITEIS FOIELD A PLAN 2 BLOW UP 9 PLAENS L3AVNG FROM LONDON AND POSIBLEY H3ADNG 2WARDS M3RICA
I!11!11 OMG WTF LOL JUST HAEV ON3 QUESTION WUT SI IT WIT THESA TERORISTS AND PLAENS
?!!???? OMG LOL * 9/1
* SHO3 BOMBR
* 2DAY THES “UNIMAGINABLA SCAEL” THNG
AL THRE OF THESA ABOUT PLAENS!1!1111 WTF LOL I MEAN FLYNG THAM IN2 A BUILDNG AND USNG TH3M AS MISLES SI ONE THNG BUT JUST BLOWNG UP A PLAEN IN MID-ARE?!???!!!! OMG LOL I MEAN - YAAH - A PLAEN BLOWS UP AND PEOPLA DEI!!1111 WTF LOL BUT TAHT’S NOTHNG COMPAERD 2 WT CUD DO BY - ACTUALY FORG3T IT I’M NOT GONG 2 IMAGIEN WAYS 2 KIL AS MANY P3OPLE AS POSIBLE!!1!!!1 OMG I’M NOT A T3RORIST
I!1!!11!1 WTF KNOW TAHT EV3RYBODY SAYS TAHT OUR GOVARNMENT ISN’T GOD AT PROTECTNG US BUT RILLY - WE THWARTED TWO PLOTS IN TEH PAST 3 MONTHS - DA TUN3L ONA IN NYC TEH ONE IN SEATLE I THINK IT WAS - AND NOW DA BRITISH HAEV DONA THIS!!11!!! OMG WTF LOL IF U ASK MA TEH US!11!!! OMG WTF AND BRITISH GOVARNM3NT R DONG SOM3 PR3TY GOD JOBS AT PROTECTNG US AFTER 9/1!!11!! OMG WTF LOL SAY WUT U WANT ABOUT TEH BUSH ADMINISTRATION BUT THEY’RA DONG A GOD JOB ON TAHT FRONT!!1!!1111 LOL NOT TEH IRAQ FRONT BUT EVERYONE HAS THEYRE HUGA MISTAEKS
!!!!11!!1 LOL
Owwww my head hurts. I mean, I believe in internet slang, in MODERATION. I mean I’ll use abreviations when I’m chatting, I’ll not capitalize some words, I’ll mispell things, but this is just plaine unreadable. Hilarious though.
