Okay, okay, I know that his name is… well, weird but his lyrics to popular music are hilarious, take his version of that Avril Larkvene (something like that) song…
Uh huh … extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh … save a piece for me
Pizza, party at your house
I went, just to check it out
Nineteen extra larges
What a shame
No one came
Just us eatin’ all alone
You said, “Take the pizza home”
“No sense lettin’ all this go to waste”
So then I faced
Pizza all day
And every day
This cheese ’round the clock
Is gettin’ me blocked
And I sure don’t care
For irregularity
Tell me
Why’d you have to go and make me so constipated?
‘Cause right now I’d do anything to just get my bowels evacuated, in the bathroom
I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No no no
Continue reading ‘Weird Al Yankovic’
There are for new movies over at the Movies page. The movies are:
- The Diablo
- It’s Just a Windy Day
- Cousin Wars
- The End of the World
They are all available for download in .wmv format, with YouTube versions coming soon.
I know that I don’t usually post about food, but it was good food, so here goes:
Rack & Soul is a BBQ place on 109th (I think) and broadway (NYC) that’s gooood. I knew it was there (took the bus past it every once in a while, but never gave it much thought). But my parents read it in the paper that it was good, so we went.
First off, they don’t serve soda (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) which was surprising, so I just had some lemonade. We were right under one of the speakers, and what really topped of the night for my parents was probably first, Bruce Sprinstein playing, and then three Eric Clapton songs, including my parent’s favorite: Layla playing. I wouldn’t be surprised if my mom posted on her blog for the first time since September 11th, 2005. Oh - and the food was also great.
A few days ago this email came in from my sister Elo (Vance is her son):
well, our little vancee needs glasses. i just got back from the opthomologist (at the recommendation of his pediatrician). he’s quite near-sighted, has a stygmatism, and two lazy eyes. in the doctor’s words, “he really can’t see too well at all.” i guess that’s why he spends so many hours studying books and catalogs. maybe now he’ll discover a whole new world.
And then yesterday, we get the first picture!!! AAAAAAAAAWWWW…
…WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I started this project at 2:00 yesterday afternoon, and now, at 9:00 in the morning today, it is finally finished!!! It’s been a combination of Photoshop, Notepad, Freewebs, and my brain that has finally come out with…
Gweb is pretty much my imagination of Google’s version of the browser. Or more, it they bought Firefox and turned it into their own. I did the logo and screenshots in photoshop (based on original firefox screenshot, just in case you couldn’t tell) and I took the code from the “About Gmail” page, and turned it into a whole new Google product: Gweb.
All links that aren’t turned into a Gweb page link back to this post, but I’m sure that some of you already know that.
I’ve about 15 and a half minutes into this probably 16 and a half minute movie, which I hope that you will all enjoy when it is soon done.
I’m editing it in Adobe Premiere, which is like the movie editing equivilant of Photoshop. It’s very advanced and cool, and this is the first real movie that I’m editing using it. Yay!
That’s all for now!
Yet another pointless photoshop creation, rated P-I:
Ah… the magic of the Liquify tool…
This is a very evil and mean photoshop picture of my mom being evil and ugly that I did in my digital art class. Please be aware, it is rated I:
(Click on the rating to view it)
And for those of you who are wondering *A* my *A* mom *R* is *O* okay *N* with me puting this online, even though it is rated I.
