This was actually created for Netsua, but I thought that I’d post it anyway:
What’s your name?
Well, for one thing my name is Austen S. No, I’m not going to tell you my last name because you could be a hacker, and you could find my social security number, pretend to be me, hack into this website and completely mess up my life.
What’s your FULL name?
I already told you that I’m not telling you. Why are you people so persistent? Just leave me alone.
Why did you make this website?
As I said on the main page, I made it so I could show the world my photography, filmaking, computer, and just plain funny talents. READ THE WHOLE SITE!
What’s your favorite movie?
Definitely not Star Wars…. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith was probably the most awesome and just plain cool movie ever!!! I don’t care if you don’t agree with me!!! I don’t care if you think I’m a Star Wars geek and that I don’t have a life!!!
Good point, you don’t have a life
Oh yeah – it’s not like you have a life – you sit saying people are stupid all day!
What’s wrong with that? People ARE stupid.
Yeah, but you even think that the people who didn’t vote for Bush are stupid!
Okay, forget that. Which do you prefer, Macs or PCs?
God, I HATE that question. I think Macs are cool – the newer ones have nice designs. NO I don’t have one, I have a Windows XP, and if you want to buy me a new computer that’s a Mac, then go ahead, but I don’t need one, PCs are fine.
You didn’t answer my question.
To tell you the truth, I don’t care.
I can’t believe you DON’T HAVE A MAC!!! Next you’re going to tell me that you don’t even have an iPod!
Um…. sorry dude, not yet, though my birthday is in two days, and that Nano looks pretty nice.
YOU DON’T HAVE AN IPOD??? What DO you spend your money on?
Um…… Well, I sometimes get a pack of Skittles after school when I’m waiting for the bus, and I buy songs on iTunes sometimes…
Wait – let me get this straight, you have iTunes, but not an iPod???
Um, yeah. Is something wrong with that?
ITUNES WAS CREATED FOR THE IPOD!!!
So? Rubberbands were created for keeping things together. I use them for flicking bullies in the nose.
How old ARE you anyway?
I’m 13. And how old are you? 6?
Just add on about 10 years.
So, you’re 3 years older than me. I’ll live 3 years longer than you, which means 3 more years of technolodgy and cool stuff. (That is, if Osama and his friends don’t drop a bomb on NYC and miscalculate so that they blow up the entire world by then.)
Actually, 3 years is so small it won’t make a diff-
SHUT UP!!!! I hear that enough from my parents! Now, do you have any other RELEVANT questions to ask me?
Yeah, what’s your report card average?
90.5 for your info…. oh, and it’s an honors program that I go to, by the way. Where do you go? School of the Idiots?
Actually, it’s the “School of Idiotic People”
Um….. okay…. SECURITY!!!! SECURITY!!! Get this Idiotic Person outa here.
You can’t drag me out, it’s cyberspace!
Oh, you just wait…… I have my ways…..
THE END