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Scene 4 – Private Airplane
Show plane flying by. Then Austen says:
“So what am I supposed to do with this now?”
Austen refers to the barf bag. Then Aaron says:
“I don’t know. Put it next to your seat!”
“What??? It’s going to stink up the whole plane!”
Then Aaron says in a sarcastic voice:
“Oh yeah! Throw it out the window! That’s a great idea!”
“Shut up”
“Hey, I told you not to look out the window.”
Austen starts to put the bag in between both of their seats. Then Aaron says:
“The other side!”
Show the plane flying over ocean. Then Austen says:
“Can I use your laptop?”
“I don’t have a laptop.”
“WHAT!!!??? What am I supposed to do for 10 hours then!!!???”
“Oh, I don’t know. Enjoy the view?”
“I told you to shut up”
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Scene 3 – Private Runway, New York City
Show plane taking off, and a VERY, VERY, VERY frightened Austen next to Aaron, who’s flying the plane. Then Aaron says:
“You look worried. Are you okay?”
“Me? Oh yeah! I’m fine! I’m just a little bit frightened of heights.”
“If you’re scared, just don’t look out the window.”
“Why, what’s out the window?”
Austen looks out the window. Aaron rolls his eyes and hands Austen a barf bag.
Show plane flying by with the sound of Austen throwing up.
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Some of the island for the movie Plane Crash.
I think it looks great. What do you think?
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Scene 2 – Private Runway, New York City
Austen walks across the runway and comes up to a small, 2 person airplane. Another man (Aaron) stands next to it.
“Are you Mr. Squarepants?”
“Yes”
“Well then, let me take your luggage, and we can get on board”
“Wait – are you saying that we’re flying in that thing?”
Austen points at the plane.
“Is something wrong sir?”
“Huh? Oh! No, nothing wrong at all… but it’s just a little… well….. it doesn’t look very safe”
“Not safe?”
Aaron laughs, and then says:
“I’ve been flying this plane for 50 years, and it’s never let me down! Come on! Get on board!”
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Okay, here’s the deal:
Aaron and I are starting our work on a new movie. It’s a movie about how me and Aaron get stranded on an island in the middle of the ocean and need to survive. (Very original, huh?) It’s temporary title is “Plane Crash.” (I’m the master of originality!) It’s still in the writing process, so I still haven’t finished the script yet. Still, I’ve done a lot of it, so I’m starting a new thing.
Every day (I’ll try at least!) I’ll post a new scene from the movie on this blog. By the time the last one is posted we’ll probably start filming it, and I’ll post some pics from that.
You may have noticed the pic of the day below. It’s just a pre-production shot. We’re not sure if it’ll be used in the movie yet or not, though.
Also, I would like to thank by good brother Warren for providing us with pictures and of HIM flying in an airplane in the movie. You might say that he’s our stunt double.
Okay, enough blabbing. Here’s the first scene of the movie Plane Crash:
Scene 1 – Public Airport, New York City
A flight attendant (Austen’s Mom) stands at a desk to register people to get on a plane to London. A man (Austen) comes up to register his place on the flight.
“Hi, I’d like to register my place.”
“Name?”
“Austen Squarepants” (or think of something else)
The attendant stares at the computer for a few moments.
“I’m sorry, but your name isn’t listed here, sir”
“What?”
“Your name isn’t listed for this flight”
“But I booked this flight 6 months ago!”
“I’m sorry.”
There’s a pause. Then the flight attendant says:
“But if you want I can have a private pilot take you to London.”
“What’s the price?”
“It’s cheaper than if you were to take a passenger plane.”
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AAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just a shot from Aaron and my new movie: Plane Crash
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This is the life! This is the LIFE!
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Don’t mess with me. Cuz I’ve got the baby
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“All wings report in.”
“Big Bro, standing by”
“Baby Sis, standing by”
“Lock S-foils into attack position”
“Cut to the left Sis, I’ll take the leader!”
“But Bro, at that speed will you be able to pull up fast enough?”
“It’ll be just like the stairs without their railings back home!”
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I think I can! I think I can!
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(That there is my friend, Aaron Freedman)
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Recently I made a movie from footage I took from my friend’s Aaron Bar Mitzvah. It’s about 4 minutes long. It’s not THAT much, but here you go:
Click here to download it!
I hope you like it!
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