*GASP!* What did I say? HOW DARE I! You don’t want an iPhone? Surely I must be joking. But I’m not. Here’s why:
- I already have an iPod.
- I already have a cellphone.
- I already have a computer.
- I’d be too scared to take it outside or to school.
- If I did it would get stolen.
- I’d lose it anyway.
- The screen would get smudged with fingerprints within a day.
- I can’t get it. (I don’t have Cingular.)
- I can’t get it. (I’m not rich.)
- Because iPhone 2.0 will be much better.
Don’t forget why I do want one. Still, I wouldn’t mind an iPhone Shuffle…
No, I didn’t do that.
Here’s another one: I don’t make any phone calls.