Yes, I’m a hypocrite.
- It’s made by Apple.
- It’s a cell phone.
- It’s an iPod.
- It’s a widescreen and touchscreen iPod.
- I can email with it.
- It’s a web browser.
- It’s a camera.
- It’s every other freakin’ thing in the world also.
- It looks really cool.
- It’s incredibly shiny.
Don’t forget why I don’t want one.

It’s hard not to want one isn’t it?
I am sad. It won’t be in Japan for a while. (CRYING)